Opening a beer with your teeth is certainly manly. But losing a tooth in the process will only be met with jeers and laughter.
So, avoid the situation entirely and use your .50 Caliber Bottle Opener to get the job done right (and without massive periodontal fees). Let’s put it this way: if snipers can use this round to take out bad guys from over 1.4 miles away, I’m sure it can handle opening your brew.
[ via vat19.com ]