How to Get You Pulled Aside at Airport Security? Buy Suitcase Stickers
If you want to get an equal amount of eye-rolls, giggles and terrified looks from those standing around you in airport security lines, affix one of these security-provoking decals to your luggage that are guaranteed to get you stopped by TSA agents when traveling through airports. Canada is not amused by these stickers and has banned them. The options of pattern include a bunch of packages of cocaine, stacks of cash, a pile of sex toys, and a kidnapped air stewardess. Grab yourself an awesome suit, put on some cool sunglasses, and (optional) handcuff yourself to your new be-stickered suitcase and you are ready to strike fear into the hearts of man and annoyance into the days of airport security workers everywhere! 
